Philadelphia Eagle fans are notorious for celebrating when their team gives them something to celebrate, which was seen recently after the NFL playoffs. Ahead of that game Philly police got pro-active with Crisco and greased the metal light posts lining their city streets. The nation saw just how the Crisco-coated light poles worked for keeping people from climbing them — it didn’t.
Those relentless Eagle fans climbed those Crisco-coated light poles and didn’t even make it look like a feat after the city’s Crisco lube job. According to For The Win, the cops in Philadelphia have “upped the ante” as far as go.